Dora Dies R.I.P.

Shocking news reaching us this Easter Sunday as we learn that child superstar Dora the explorer has been found dead in suspicious circumstances at a North side Cork residence at an early morning party.

Pictures leaked earlier on the net of an unconscious Dora lying under a wheelie bin with drink and drugs present at the scene. Witnesses at the party say that Dora had been drinking heavily and had taken enough drugs to kill 10 horses.Our source said that Dora was looking for fried chicken in the bin after a dose of the munchies.

Not much more is known at this time as the superstar was lying low after her split from Justin trousersnake.

Dora hated the limelight and the 50 billion dollar girl was constantly on the Cork party scene recently among rumours of a drug problem.

Nobody was at her east Cork mansion this morning for comment.

Her best  friend back pack was said to be too devastated to talk while colleague Swiper the fox is on location shooting the next installment of the invincibles.

Dora's other long term friend map (who himself is in rehab) has taken the news very badly. A post mortem will take place in the morning.

follow up:

Further allegations today reveal that Dora the expoler (real name rosalita vasquez) was going to be exposed in the media this week as a major players in a 500 million drug operation as well as running a European wide prostitution racket involving up to 200 people. This source can reveal that Dora was about to reach out to the gardai in the hope of entering witness protection in return for sworn testimony. It is still very unclear at this stage as to whether Ms. Vasquez overdosed in a terrible accident or if indeed her many enemies had a part to play in this tragic tale. Officers have been examining her phone in order to piece together the final movemenets (or explorations) of dora.Friends had become increasingly worried in the last few months since the legends third divorce in 6 years to a wealthy oil tycoon and recent flings with many hollywood a-listers including Justin  trousersnake may have brought her to insanity.

Tributes:

Special agent oso said Dora was his inspiration for getting into the business and he will miss her dearly. Lionel Ritchie lined up to sing at funeral. Funeral arrangement are not yet finalised but rumour had it that it will be held through the magic Forrest, over the icy river and up the tallest mountain in accordance with Dora's wishes.

Stevie wonder said he had Dora to thank for helping him to stop answering the iron instead of his phone when it rang.